IM STEVIE LANE .. Enough Said

Honey, I been banned from three Waffle Houses and two Baptist churches, so you
KNOW I know how to party.
Y all ever been with a woman who can change her own oil AND drain your balls
in under 20 minutes
Welcome to the big leagues, baby.
I can quote scripture and I have a smile that could talk the preacher into sin.
-Multi-talented, obviously.
I don t do boring. I do memorable.
Sometimes regrettable. -Usually both.
I don t do elegant dinner dates unless that dinner comes from a drive-thru
and you re buying me a 40.
~Clearly I m hilarious too !!
My reviews speak for themselves :
Stevie gave me chlamydia but it was worth it
(Verified Client, 2023.)
She stole my watch but also my heart
(Some guy from Tinder.)
5 stars, would sin again
(Your pastor probably.)
I m not cheap, but I m worth it. And I m not easy, but I m fun. And I m not
yours, but I m yours for the right price.
No cops. No weirdos. No guys who say I don t usually do this Chad, you do
this
You messaged me four times last week .
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Ask for proof, I ll send a pic
***> : A DEPOSIT IS A MUST !!! --------****NO EXCEPTIONS****------
DO. NOT. CALL. MY. PHONE. ...I WILL NOT ANSWER...