NEED A RIDE - HALF OFF RATES

I NEED A RIDE FROM RIGHT OFF CEDAR BLUFF TO A COUPLE EXITS UP. IN EXCHANGE ILL
GIVE YOU HALF
OFF ANY DATE YOU CHOOSE. NEED TO GO ASAP.
Incall location off of Kingston Pike, by the mall.
Incall only on first dates, outcall by request.
A.A. welcome - leave the racist shit to these other dirty butts
ALL ethnicities welcome
What I DON'T and WON'T do...
NO GREEK
NO KISSING
NO 69
NO RIMMING - GIVING OR RECIEVING
NO PEGGING
BUT...what I WILL do to make up for all that I won't...
DATY ALLOWED
NO POP LIMIT ON HH AND UP DATES
REGULARS GET $30 OFF ANY SERVICE, EVERYTIME (EXCEPT BBBJ - REGS GET $10 OFF
ON THEM)
100% SATISFACTION OR ALLLLLL YOUR MONEY BACK - GURANTUEED!! (DOPE DICK AND
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DUE TO AGE OR DIABETIC NERVE DAMAGE DISQUALIFY YOU FOR THE
GURANTUEE, BUT I'M STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU SO LONG AS YOU MAKE ME AWARE OF
YOUR CONDITION PRIOR TO THE DATE.)
RECORDING AND PICTURES ALLOWED ON ALL DATES HH AND LONGER
PAY WITH CHIME, VENMO, OR PAYPAL AND GET $10 OFF YOUR RATE
I DO OFFER BBBJ CIM - AND IT'S BETTER THAN ANY YOU'VE EVER HAD. I DON'T
SUCK DICK BOY. I SWALLOW IT.
IF I'M LATE FOR OUR DATE, YOU'LL GET $2 OFF FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU WAIT
NO DEPOSITS
NO GAMES, DRAMA, PIMPS, BOYFRIENDS, ROOMATES OR POLICE. I'M STRICTLY MONEY
MINDED...AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR GAMES.
NEVER WONDER HOW I'M GONNA ANSWER THE DOOR - EVERY SINGLE DATE IS TREATED
THE SAME...PROFESSIONALY. I WILL ALWAYS BE FRESHLY
SHOWERED, FULL FACE OF MAKEUP (SIMILAR TO HOW YOU SEE IT IN MY PICS), AND
WEARING SOMETHING SEXY - STILLETOS & FISHNETS ALWAYS INCLUDED.
SAFE LOCATION
PLENTY OF REVIEWS AND SCREENSHOTS FROM HAPPY CUSTOMERS AVAILABLE UPON
REQUEST (YES, THEIR NUMBERS ARE BLURRED OUT, AS WELL AS NAMES OR OTHER
IDENTIFYING INFO.)
AVAILABLE MOST HOURS - JUST ASK!
BUT KNOW THIS....
IF YOU NO CALL/NO SHOW ME...YOU'RE PERMANENTLY BLOCKED. HOWEVER...
IF YOU JUST SIMPLY TEXT BEFORE OUR DATE AND SAY "CANCEL"... I WILL ALWAYS
RESCHEDULE YOU.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS. I DON'T DATE MEN THAT I
HAPPEN TO KNOW ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS. I WILL REFUSE YOU IF YOU MAKE IT KNOWN.
I AM NOT SAYING THIS OUT OF JUDGEMENT. SIMPLY SAYING I WON'T KNOWINGLY BE
COMPLICIT IN ANOTHER WOMANS HEART BREAK.
I AM A REAL WOMAN! I HAVE CURVES FOR DAYS BUT I ALSO HAVE STRETCH MARKS.
CELLULITE. LIL BELLY. AND THESE TITTIES USED TO LIVE AT HIGHER ELEVATIONS. I'M
ALSO
NO SPRING CHICKEN...WELL INTO MY 30'S AND SEVERELY MELANIN DEFICIENT, LOL, I
SOMETIMES LOOK MY AGE. I'M SAYING ALL THIS TO SAY...
I AM NOT A HARD BODY, BARELY LEGAL SPINNER. WHAT I AM IS REAL. AND SOMEONE
WHO VALUES HONESTY AND PROFESSIONALISM. SO I TRY TO RECIPROCATE.
I'VE READ ENOUGH OF YALLS HATEFUL, FUNKY REVIEWS OF OTHER WOMEN AND MYSELF ON
THAT REVIEW SITE TO KNOW, YALL ARE VICIOUS AND SOMETIMES EVEN
MALICIOUS WITH YOUR OPINIONS. I DON'T NEED NOBODY ACTING BRAND NEW OVER ME,
TRYNA SAY I CATFISHED THEM OR SOMEHOW DISAPPOINTED THEM. SO HERE IT IS, ALL
OUT ON THE TABLE. I'M EVERYTHING I SAY I AM. AND YOU WON'T LEAVE HERE
DISAPPOINTED. BUT DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH ME IF ANY OF THESE THINGS IS A TURN
OFF FOR YOU.
IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR...YOU'RE A FUCKIN REAL ONE BABY! NOW...SCROLL DOWN,
HIT THAT TEXT ME BUTTON, AND COME LET ME SHOW YOU HOW US FULL GROWNS GET
DOWN.
(ALSO I NEED A RIDE AGAIN. JUST FROM BY THE MALL OUT WEST TO ANOTHER MOTEL
ABOUT 15 MIN AWAY. ALSO PROB GONNA NEED THE ROOM PAID FOR WHICH WILL BE 140 OR
LESS.
IN EXCHANGE FOR THE RIDE AND COVERING THE ROOM, I'LL GIVE YOU AN HOUR LONG
DATE. MY HOUR IS TYPICALLY 280. YOU'LL BE GETTING DOUBLE YOUR MONEY'S WORTH IN
DOING THIS.
LMK IF INTERESTED! DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TIME, DAY OR NIGHT. YOU CAN ALSO JUST
COME SEE ME HERE FOR A REGULAR DATE, SCHEDULING DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE
ME ANYWHERE. )