Mount up Monday (Im available)

So what's up y'all,
how are y'all doing today I just stopped by to let you guys know
that I'm available and that I am ready to play
no need to be shy or too procrastinate
I'm just trying to get you to stop masturbating and
come by and start penetrating
and for real it's just that easy put down
the damn lotion pick up the phone book me
it's satisfaction guarantee
don't worry I'll wait and remember time is of the essence
stop by and come get some of this blessin