My new bed is now accepting applications apply by text

I finally have my own place, real furniture, and an electric bill that is

already stalking me. The apartment is still a little chaotic, but the vibes are

getting expensive.

New bed, fresh sheets, suspiciously empty. Dont let it start thinking I

bought it just to admire it.

Available for quick visits, dinner dates, extended companionship, relaxing

massages, video chats, and custom content for a reasonable donation.

Rates are firm. Please be respectful, clean, and readynot on is $40 enough

behavior. My couch has boundaries now.

Text me before I start naming the moving boxes.