STOP WINDOW SHOPPING & BOOK THE EXPERIENCE

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
SESSION OPTIONS
Quick visit
Half hour
Full hour Highly recommended
Baby, book the HOUR Stop trying to squeeze a whole vacation into a lunch
break! The full hour is for the BEST experience relaxed, no rushing, no
watching the clock like you got a parking meter outside.
PRE-BOOKING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! BOOK THE DATE!
Extra POPS +25
IN & OUTS AVAILABLE
NO BARE SERVICES don t ask, don t hint, don t send a PowerPoint
presentation explaining why. THE ANSWER IS NOOOO.
COPS
PIMPS
PROFESSIONAL TIME WASTERS
I GOT 80 RIGHT NOW
Pleaseeee stop trying to 60, 80, 100 me into an early retirement. The
prices are RIGHT THERE. This is not The Price Is Right there will be NO
bidding!
ALL CALLS ARE VERIFIED.
If your conversation gets weird before you even book, congratulations: you
just won a FREE trip to the BLOCK LIST.
Full-day GFE 1K or better. NO EXCEPTIONS.
SERIOUS DONATORS ONLY
PLAY ON YA MAMA PHONE!
THIS A PAY PHONE, NOT A PLAY PHONE.
Come correct or don t come at all.